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Great! I’ve just sent an email offering to buy the JTI Fountain. I will be hiring 300 people at an average salary of $35,000 per year so I can get at least a few million in Free Government Money to Anyway, let’s get serious. A quick search of Florida records doesn’t show any active “Miranda Realty” companies and no “B. Miranda” working for anything like it. I strongly suggest that everybody start making unsolicited offers to buy city property that’s not for sale. Soon, we’ll have the Register & Bee up to 16 pages again!<\/p>\n Hey, wait a second. Maybe it wasn’t “B. Miranda”… maybe it was “C. Miranda”<\/p>\n Well, it was a fruity idea…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" And you can too! 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Since my business is located in the River District, that’s another $400K that I can shake out of somebody.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/i8m6AyC.jpg?resize=471%2C494\")
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