{"id":10587,"date":"2014-10-13T19:55:22","date_gmt":"2014-10-13T23:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=10587"},"modified":"2014-10-13T19:55:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-13T23:55:22","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-10132014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/10\/13\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-10132014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (10\/13\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Planet Fitness is becoming Planet Parking Jerks.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Well, let&#8217;s look at the photos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/dkqsuh9.jpg?resize=640%2C603\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"603\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Even though I know how I&#8217;m going to rule on this one, let&#8217;s get a reverse angle view of this.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/FgODEl1.jpg?resize=640%2C509\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"509\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the Planet Fitness customer needed the extra space to get their ass out of the vehicle? Bazinga.<\/p>\n<p>The judges have ruled unanimously. 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