{"id":10525,"date":"2014-10-06T23:56:29","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T03:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=10525"},"modified":"2014-10-06T23:56:29","modified_gmt":"2014-10-07T03:56:29","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-1062014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/10\/06\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-1062014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (10\/6\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s go over the state line to Rockingham County for today&#8217;s award winner.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s early morning, but there&#8217;s plenty of time for a Parking Jerk to have done their job&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/rwbQgUm.jpg?resize=640%2C360\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah. Definite WINNER! 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