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<\/p>\nYou may also call this feature “Pictures of Poorly Parked Cars”.<\/p>\n
We’re heading to Danville’s Dollar Tree. We can always find an award winner there.<\/p>\n
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This is a new version of the award. We have Chain Reaction Parking Jerks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You may also call this feature “Pictures of Poorly Parked Cars”.<\/p>\n
We’re heading to Danville’s Dollar Tree. We can always find an award winner there.<\/p>\n
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