{"id":10259,"date":"2014-09-10T15:30:42","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T19:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=10259"},"modified":"2014-09-10T15:30:42","modified_gmt":"2014-09-10T19:30:42","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-9102014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/09\/10\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-9102014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (9\/10\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They teach Driver&#8217;s Education at Danville&#8217;s George Washington High School. 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