{"id":10253,"date":"2014-09-09T20:56:36","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T00:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=10253"},"modified":"2014-09-09T20:56:36","modified_gmt":"2014-09-10T00:56:36","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-night-992014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/09\/09\/parking-jerk-of-the-night-992014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Night! (9\/9\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Danger lurks in the shadows of darkness. So do Parking Jerks.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>You can guess where this one&#8217;s from.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/VlWM7z0.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We give extra Parking Jerk style points for completely covering the fire door in the photo. 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It's been a while since we mocked to jerk parking habits shown by some in the SouthsideCentral region. Let's leap to South Boston's Walmart parking lot for today's award recipient. Let's see what one of our readers has sent in... Oh my. One. Two. Three. Four... FIVE! 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