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<\/p>\nOn Independence Day, President Bill Pullman led us to fight and defeat the invading aliens.<\/p>\n
On Labor Day, our fight against Parking Jerks begins…<\/p>\n
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Stand with the resistance!<\/p>\n
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We will take back our Parking Lots from the Evil Parking Jerks!<\/p>\n
Heh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
On Independence Day, President Bill Pullman led us to fight and defeat the invading aliens.<\/p>\n
On Labor Day, our fight against Parking Jerks begins…<\/p>\n
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