{"id":10091,"date":"2014-08-28T14:18:50","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T18:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=10091"},"modified":"2014-08-28T14:18:50","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T18:18:50","slug":"there-is-no-purge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/08\/28\/there-is-no-purge\/","title":{"rendered":"There is no &#8220;Purge&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Think for yourself. Remain calm. All is well. Quit acting stupid.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Danville&#8217;s George Washington High School is under attack from a stupid rumor and the stupid rumor has won the battle.<\/p>\n<p>Supposedly, there was supposed to be &#8220;The Purge&#8221; at the school today and tomorrow where students were going to pretend they were in that bad movie and kill other students just for fun.<\/p>\n<p>SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE! DO YOU EVEN THINK THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE? GAH!<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s call up a Big Board of Smacking Everybody Upside The Head With Common Sense&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you actually think something like this would be possible, you&#8217;re an idiot. But anyway, do you think that the offenders would use social media and email to spread this Evil Plan? NO! If somebody wants to &#8220;purge&#8221; the school, they&#8217;re not going to advertise it.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Purge&#8221; was a movie. Movies are fiction. Every July 4th, do you think that aliens are going to invade Earth and Jeff Goldblum is going to upload a computer virus to save the day? I mean really&#8230; Aliens that advanced and they don&#8217;t use Norton?<\/li>\n<li>This stupid-ass rumor is today&#8217;s equivalent of pulling the fire alarm from back in the 80&#8217;s or calling in a bomb threat in the 2000&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<li>Number of schools that burned down from fires or exploded due to bombs? ZERO!<\/li>\n<li>This rumor is a stupid way to cause panic and fark up a school day. Get it? These kids beat everybody that cried out &#8220;OH MY GOD IT COULD HAPPEN SO I HAVE TO GET MY CHILD OUT OF THERE NOW!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;ve repeated these rumors, created a new one or said &#8220;It must be true, I heard it from (somebody)&#8221;, you are just as guilty as the original dumbass who started this purge crap.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>GWHS and Danville Public Schools are safe. Nothing is going to happen today nor tomorrow, nor in the future. We have very competent law enforcement and security personnel who can handle anything thrown at them. The only things that needs to be &#8220;purged&#8221; from this incident are the people who started these rumors and spread the rumors. They need to be disciplined hard and quickly for their disruptive antics and need to be made an example for the next idiot who thinks about trying this. Here&#8217;s the problem with that&#8230; thanks to the dummies who have spread this rumor and the ones who have ridiculously panicked, this plan worked perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just damned sad.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8644\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/05\/13\/breakdown-danville-school-board-election\/sclogo\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"120,120\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sclogo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8644\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?resize=120%2C120\" alt=\"sclogo\" width=\"120\" height=\"120\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think for yourself. Remain calm. All is well. 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It's farkin' shameful for somebody to lie like this directly and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Danville&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Danville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/danville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/Lr8H7G8.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/Lr8H7G8.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/Lr8H7G8.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":11676,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/12\/30\/whos-1-biggest-horsecrap-stories-of-2014-part-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":10091,"position":4},"title":"Who&#8217;s #1? &#8211; Biggest Horsecrap Stories Of 2014 (Part 2)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"December 30, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Anyone can do a countdown of the year's biggest stories. Only SouthsideCentral can get away with counting down the year's biggest horsecrap stories. 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