{"id":10076,"date":"2014-08-27T08:52:04","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T12:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=10076"},"modified":"2014-08-27T08:52:04","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T12:52:04","slug":"no-hes-not-missing-hes-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/08\/27\/no-hes-not-missing-hes-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"No, he&#8217;s not missing. He&#8217;s dead."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Extreme Communication Breakdown.<\/p>\n<h4><!--more--><\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/martinsvillebulletin.com\/article.cfm?ID=43153\" target=\"_blank\">Family told of driver\u2019s death 2 days after wreck <\/a><\/h4>\n<p>Wow. 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