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<\/p>\nIt’s Saturday. It’s Danville. It’s Walmart.<\/p>\n
Are we going to find a winner for today’s Parking Jerk of the Day award?<\/p>\n
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Let’s take a look at today’s submission…<\/p>\n
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Woah. We’ve done it again! It’s another DOUBLE PARKING JERK OF THE DAY WINNER!<\/p>\n
CLANG CLANG CLANG WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP CLANG CLANG CLANG!<\/p>\n
We’re going over budget in handing out all these PJotD awards, but it’s worth it!<\/p>\n
More coming up on SouthsideCentral!<\/p>\n
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It’s Saturday. It’s Danville. It’s Walmart.<\/p>\n
Are we going to find a winner for today’s Parking Jerk of the Day award?<\/p>\n
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