Ladies & Gentlemen, we proudly show you 5th District Candidate Laurence Verga doing the Moonwalk (but we’re going [...]]]> Yeah, yeah. We’ve got plenty of photos from Saturday’s debate and will post a gallery of them soon, but it’s time to have a little bit of fun with a photo that turned out to be funny.

Ladies & Gentlemen, we proudly show you 5th District Candidate Laurence Verga doing the Moonwalk (but we’re going to make you click the cutline below to see it).

Wah Wah, eh?

News & Record: A Great Vet

We all know what Julia Haseney is trying to say good things about the veterinarian that is embattled by allegations of poor practicing, there’s one line in this letter that just makes me cringe.

He has performed [...]]]> Here’s a “Letter to the Editor” that’s not quite phrased properly…

News & Record: A Great Vet

We all know what Julia Haseney is trying to say good things about the veterinarian that is embattled by allegations of poor practicing, there’s one line in this letter that just makes me cringe.

He has performed emergency surgery after hours and has sent many beloved four legged friends to Jesus for me.

I do not think those words mean what you think that they mean, Julia.

After having read what this guy has to say, he’s hilarious.  He says what he’s thinking about and rather buntly.  This blog takes an important, but humorous look at YOUNG PEOPLE in a [...]]]> When I first saw this blog, I didn’t pay much attention to it.  I went back and read some more today.

After having read what this guy has to say, he’s hilarious.  He says what he’s thinking about and rather buntly.  This blog takes an important, but humorous look at YOUNG PEOPLE in a general context.  I, along with many people realize that not all YOUNG PEOPLE are like this, but it’s nice to see that people still know how to call a spade a spade.  I have the words “young people” because that’s what he’s ranting about.  He never says one subgroup over another.  If you can’t take a humorous look at it, this blog is not for you.  I am pretty sure that I would even qualify as a young person to him.  I think it’s awesome that an older person is using technology rather than shying away from it.  I think the important thing is that we shouldn’t take ourselves or anyone else too seriously.  Have a read.  This guy is funny.
The author of this blog, Mr. Mils, seems to be a very nice person based on the comments that I have seen him make to people who post their thoughts regardless of age.  He will regularly thank a reader for their comment, well wishes, and what have you.  He also closes with a come back again wish.

The Problem with Young People Today Is…

The Gazette-Virginian is hereby charged with the crime of making hilarious typos.

Your Honor, the plaintiff wishes to admit Exhibit “A” into evidence…

The plaintiff rests.

There’s trouble brewing in South Boston. The situation’s getting dire. People are asking questions. People are writing letters to the editor. Society is on edge.

Why? Why, you ask? The YMCA pool temperature is too cold. [...]]]> (Doesn’t that sound like a episode title of The Big Bang Theory?) You can’t please everybody…especially YMCA members.

There’s trouble brewing in South Boston. The situation’s getting dire. People are asking questions. People are writing letters to the editor. Society is on edge.

Why? Why, you ask? The YMCA pool temperature is too cold. No, The YMCA pool temperature is too warm. No, the YMCA pool temperature is just right!

Our pool policy

Yes, Marcus Hargrave, the CEO (YMCA’s have CEO’s now?) of the South Boston YMCA puts the hammer down in the News & Record by declaring the YMCA’s pool temperature policy in a newspaper of record (Well, the News & Record, but you know what I mean).

Hargrave goes into a detailed explanation on why the new policy will make everybody unhappy. We’ve got the potential of bacteria growing, the threat of evaporation turning the pool area into a desert, chlorine attacking your deodorant, and (dear god in heaven) increased vacuuming! (gasp!).

Listen up, you whiny YMCA members. The King Has Spoken and says your pool will be kept at 83 to 84 degrees. You will like it and you will NOT cool it down by throwing bags of ice into it or warm it up by releasing warm liquids into the water.

Yeah, like that’s never happened at the YMCA pool either.

Head to 2353 Riverside Drive in Danville (the former home of Danville Bandag) and you’ll find this…

Somebody had to take the time to move those letters to where they are… but why?

Teen saved on N.C. beach after being buried in sand

I was watching “Weekend at Bernie’s” for the 17th time when I read this article. Of course, the kid was covering Bernie with sand. This article instantly [...]]]> It’s been over a month since we’ve had one of these? Let’s fix this problem right now.

Teen saved on N.C. beach after being buried in sand

I was watching “Weekend at Bernie’s” for the 17th time when I read this article. Of course, the kid was covering Bernie with sand. This article instantly became 60% funnier.

I Heart Guts — Plush Uterus safety recall

Don’t you just hate it when your ovaries break off and they become a potential choking hazard? I can’t publish this posting without a quote from the recall notice…

If the plush uterus [...]]]> Thanks go to Neal Boortz’s “Boortz Blast” for pointing out this bizarre one.

I Heart Guts — Plush Uterus safety recall

Don’t you just hate it when your ovaries break off and they become a potential choking hazard? I can’t publish this posting without a quote from the recall notice…

If the plush uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately.

That’s advice that every parent should follow, people.

From the Eden NC Police Department blotter…

On Sunday, August 9, 2009. The Dollar General reported a larceny from the business. According to the reporting party, a white male was observed taking three golf balls from a shelf and exited the [...]]]> We interrupt tonight’s news for a breaking news update from Eden NC!

From the Eden NC Police Department blotter…

On Sunday, August 9, 2009. The Dollar General reported a larceny from the business. According to the reporting party, a white male was observed taking three golf balls from a shelf and exited the store without paying. The suspect has been identified and the investigation continues.

SouthsideCentral will continue to keep you informed on the status of this case and will not rest until the Golf Ball Bandit has been captured.

(On a serious note, thanks to the Eden NC Police Department for sending SC their weekly information. Chief Reece Pyrtle and Lt. Tommy Frazier are in charge of a well-run operation who really care about their city. It’s cases like this that make me have sympathy for all of the crazy calls that they have to respond to.)

Lynchburg Drivers

Bwahahahahaha! Just what we needed to start the morning!

HalifaxTalk: South Boston Planning Commission (Granny‘s post)

I’ll admit, she does have a few good ideas but let’s get to the bottom section to explain it all…

BOTTOM LINE ——-WHEN THE GOOD LORD DECIDES IT IS GOING TO FLOOD IN RIVERDALE, NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP [...]]]> I’ll be damned. Or is that Riverdale?

HalifaxTalk: South Boston Planning Commission (Granny‘s post)

I’ll admit, she does have a few good ideas but let’s get to the bottom section to explain it all…

BOTTOM LINE ——-WHEN THE GOOD LORD DECIDES IT IS GOING TO FLOOD IN RIVERDALE, NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP IT!!!!!

Now it all makes sense. Let’s go to our live webcam down in the Heart of Riverdale.

We’ll have more on this breaking story as it develops.

Hey, kitty! You’re not the boss of me!

Yeah, right. I’ve tried this talk before. Mouthy won.

Again.