Our Roving Reporters are great at finding Parking Jerks… even at Myrtle Beach!
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Parking Jerks have their own sense of priorities. […] Let’s kick the month of August off by having a nice snack of low-hanging fruit. Yep, Parking Jerk time! […] We appreciate it when our SouthsideCentral readers go the extra mile and make it easy for the judges. […] People are evenly divided about the merits of our Parking Jerk of the Day feature category. And by evenly divided, I mean the current count is eleventy billion in favor to six opposed. So of course, we’re going to infuriate those six people even more with a double dose of PJotD today! […] If you think our Parking Jerk of the Day feature is stupid and a invasion of privacy, we understand. So, we’re going to upset you twice as much today just because we can. Heh. […] We can’t screw up a Parking Jerk of the Day. Or can we? What if it’s already screwed up? You can’t blame us for that. […] Even if you’re over 140 miles from the Southside region, you can’t escape our Parking Jerk watchers. […] It was Wilco, It was Hess. Now it’s Speedway, but it’s still a Parking Jerk of the Day magnet. We’re heading to the town of Halifax today! […] The SouthsideCentral TipLine has been busy since our City Council Parking Jerk of the Day! Yep, we’ve got another City Council one that’s been anonymously sent in. This is getting fun! The obligatory “HAHAHAHAHA!” goes here, of course. […] (Editor’s Note: In the spirit of fairness, our nominee has told me that a police officer said that his parking was OK. This one is for humor purposes only.) Nobody has immunity when it comes to being a Parking Jerk of the Day. Nobody. HAHAHAHAHA! […] You can still be a Parking Jerk even if you don’t take up multiple spaces in a parking lot. […] Notice the headline of this article. There’s a question mark instead of an exclamation point. This Parking Jerk of the Day article has a plot twist. You’ve been warned. […] Guess where? Yeah, Walmart. That wasn’t hard to guess, eh? […] Today’s submission isn’t just a photo. We’ve got a narrative that enhances the Parking Jerk experience! […] Our submission today is a small photo, but it’s one of those situations that just infuriates the hell out of me. And it should draw the same reaction from you. […] Back-to-back days with Parking Jerk submissions from our readers? Why not? Bonus points if you can guess where the photo was taken. Yeah. You guessed right. […] Let’s continue our Southside Comics day (Thanks, Tommy Goddard!) and have a little more fun with an Instant Parking Jerk of the Day! This one just came into our submission box, so let’s see what we have… […] There are plenty of parking spaces available if you want to go to the Danville Science Center. But that doesn’t stop a Parking Jerk! […] My mother always pronounced it “EYE-talian” and that was quite irritating to the ears. Anyway, there’s an Italian flavor in today’s Parking Jerk of the Day. […] We’ve got more Parking Jerks of the Day than we can use right now, but don’t let that stop you from sending them in. We’ll get to as many as possible! Today, it looks like we’re heading out to the east side of Danville. The judges are ready. […] If SouthsideCentral was a scourge of the internet clickbait site, our teaser line would be… YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! …but we’d never do that to our readers. Heh. […] It’s the last full week of campaigning for Danville City Council elections, so let’s take a breather from that action. Let’s point & laugh at a Parking Jerk of the Day! […] I didn’t need your submissions for Parking Jerk of the Day this time. I’ve busted this Parking Jerk all by myself. […] Let’s switch gears for a few minutes away from the political content. We can point our fingers & laugh at a Parking Jerk of the Day! […] |
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