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Parking Jerk of the Day? (6/18/16)

Notice the headline of this article. There’s a question mark instead of an exclamation point.

This Parking Jerk of the Day article has a plot twist. You’ve been warned.

Today’s submission is coming to us from the parking lot of Piedmont Danville Mall. Let’s see what we have…

Let’s ignore the big black censor bar for now. We’ve got a large truck clearly parked in four spaces. That’s enough to get the Parking Jerk dishonor award, but what’s the big plot twist behind the black censor bar? Let’s reveal it!

 

Oh my. We’ve got a handicapped and a disabled veteran license plate. Does that cancel out the Parking Jerk classification? Will our judges give this driver a break for taking up four spaces with one vehicle?

All three of our judges recuse themselves from voting on this politically correct and sensitive decision. So we’ve got a No Decision.

That leaves it up to you. Do we have a Parking Jerk of the Day?

 

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