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Parking Jerk of the Day! (6/15/16)

Guess where? Yeah, Walmart. That wasn’t hard to guess, eh?

Let’s start working on our backlog of Parking Jerk submissions. By the way, please keep them coming in. We may not get to them all, but we do as many as possible.

Today, we’ll head back to yeah… Danville’s Walmart. Let’s see what we have.

All righty then. We have a Honda with what looks to be a bad combover or a sunroof. I’m not sure on that. Anyway, let’s get to the judging process.

Two parking spaces, so that’s clear. But the clinching factor is that “I don’t give a fark” parking angle. The judges all nod their head and it’s unanimous!

We’ve got ourselves a Parking Jerk of the Day!

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