Sunday is the famous QuickHits! day on SouthsideCentral. Let’s take a look at some stories that have caught my eye this past week.
If there are QuickHits!, there’s a Big Board!
- Remain calm. All is well. The bear foot found in Martinsville has been conclusively determined to be a bear foot and not a human foot.
- Is that a gun in your pocket or did you just shoot somebody dead? Hey, it’s both!
- Westwood Middle School’s principal is quitting and taking an assistant principal job at Kentuck Elementary School. Wha?
- It’s not nice to hit the school bus driver.
- Oh Noes! The Hell’s Angels are coming to Clarksville this summer!
- Oh Noes (again)! Texas Pete chili sauce has been discontinued.
No more Texas Pete chili sauce (notice that the manufacturer had to use the word “sauce” because it didn’t meet the official definition of chili)? Thanks, Vogler.
That’s our QuickHits! for today. More coming up on SouthsideCentral!
Hahaha. Good one!