Thumbs! (3/9 edition)

We’ve been slacking on our Thumbs! (that sounds painful, eh?) Let’s get a new edition underway.

PETA gets smacked down in Roanoke parade idea

Another of the organizations’ stupid-ass ideas goes down in flames…

“Don’t worry, we’re 98% sure you’re ok.”

Without any training or testing whatsoever, I’m 100% sure that everything is fine.