Martinsville’s “Fast Track” Trade Show – Wednesday (3/3)

The Martinsville-Henry County Chamber of Commerce is putting on their annual “Fast Track” trade show this week, and the public’s invited!

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SouthsideSpotlight: An Introduction

First, I would like to take the opportunity to thank you for reading this feature on SouthsideCentral Blog. Also, a sincere thank you goes out to Mr. Southside himself for allowing me to write this introduction and inaugural article.  It truly is an honor to be trusted with this responsibility.

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Breaking News!: Adam Tomer announces re-election bid for Danville City Council

Danville City Councilman Adam Tomer announced his bid for re-election today.

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Tank Museum Terrors!

There are so many ways to look at this story, but we’re going to stick with the hilarious & mocking ones.

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Happy Trails, Implant Bill!

We’re going to have to wait at least another year to be safe from the fear of Human Tracking Devices! The Horrors!

Best. Non-Statement. Ever.

Robert Benson, the editor of the Danville Register & Bee, asked the Danville Police department why they had a empty police car on Central Boulevard. You’re going to love the reply.

So you think your Danville Utilities electric bill is too high?

Then tell City Council that at their next meeting on Tuesday, March 1st. SouthsideCentral will tell you how.

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PhotoCentral: Feeding Time!

On a beautiful day like today, a family decided to visit Danville’s Riverwalk Trail and feed the geese and ducks.

“An evening filled with periodic gunfire”

When that’s the lead sentence in a news story, things aren’t going to go well.

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Happy Trails, Jerel Humphrey!

The latest in a series of Danville Regional Medical Center CEO’s “resigns”.

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Debra Buchanan fights her battle courageously

Debra Buchanan is the chairman of the Henry County Board of Supervisors and on-camera talent for Martinsville’s NewsChannel 18. She’s a courageous woman who’s fighting cancer and she’s talking about it.

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Vivian Paige: “The struggle toward inclusiveness”

Want a real-world view of what racism actually is? Vivain Paige talks about it, and she talks about it from experience.

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Bronx Boy Bagels cited for failing to submit meal taxes

It really pains me to write this article and I’m really hoping for a happy ending to this.

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You’ve just saved $51,900,000! (not)

That’s right, folks. Taxpayers have just saved just shy of $52 Million Dollars*. (That sounds better if you do it in a Dr. Evil voice, by the way) Oh, you noticed that asterisk behind “52 Million Dollars”, did you? Very observant. Let’s see why it’s there…

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Happy Trails, Danville’s Harris Teeter!

It looks like Jennifer Thompson was either mistaken or full of crap.

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Danville City Council rejects anti-uranium mining resolution

Danville City Council is the latest governing board to reject an attempt at banning something that’s not even legal already. Strike FOUR! Now just go away, please.

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Danville City Council Meeting – (2/16) – LIVE!

Click the cutline to go to tonight’s commentary…

Danville City Council Race – Update #2

Last Update: Danville City Council Race – Update #1

We’ve had a few surprises but the race picture is getting clearer. Somewhat.

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Danville YMCA plans Fat Tuesday tomorrow (2/16)

Sorry for the short notice, but we just found out about this YMCA fundraiser event a few minutes ago.

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UPDATED: Danville police help out Halifax County Sheriff’s Office

Teamwork gets a bunch of idiot kids off the road and into jail.

UPDATE: We’ve got the information from the Halifax County Sheriff’s Office about how this incident started.

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UPDATED: Review of Danville’s new “Primo Pizza”

There’s a new pizza restaurant in Danville. Primo Pizza is located at 1131 South Boston Rd. (former location of the Quizno’s Subs franchise that lasted less than 6 months). I’ve had two meals there so far but I’m not recommending the restaurant due to one horrible customer service moment.

UPDATE: We’re taking off the “Not [...]

ThreadSpotting QuickHits!

So many submissions for ThreadSpotting, so little time. Actually, we’ve got the time… it’s just that we need to knock a bunch of mockable HalifaxTalk threads at one time to get them out of the way for the few people who like this feature. Let’s play ThreadSpotting QuickHits!

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Thumbs! (2/13 edition)

It’s time to use our Thumbs!

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The TEA parties do their own 5th District Food Chain.

Everybody’s getting in the Food Chain game!

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Gary Miller’s re-election kickoff speech

Dr. Gary Miller announced his bid for re-election to Danville’s City Council on Wednesday, and SouthsideCentral is glad to give you the full text of his speech.

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