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ThreadSpotting: “Hey, look at those Boobs!”

No, not those boobs! I’m talking about the boobs that are talking in the thread.

HalifaxTalk: Would you be a stripper for money?
(Ignore the fact that the thread’s in the politics section, please.)

Darrin (of Clan Talbott) continues with his fascination about strip clubs with this simple poll. The Usual Suspects start to weigh in. Hilarity ensues. As soon as Mr. heel expresses his moral disapproval, Darrin (of Clan Talbott) comes up with a strategy that’s endorsed by elementary school playground participants… “Oh yeah, well you’re a preacher!” After he goes back to fingerpainting, some actual worthwhile discussion comes into play. Darrin (of Clan Talbott) does stick his head out the window later on and declare…

I’m going to be a pirate when I grow up.

(This quote has been brought to you by the “I Can’t Make This Crap Up” Department)

It’s good to know that he’s a long way from having to make that career choice. However, if Darrin (of Clan Talbott)’s Jolly Roger runs aground at the Riverdale Lighthouse, at least he’ll be able to walk home.

But we digress… let’s go back to strippers! Let’s FastForward to the end of this ThreadSpotting with the famous “Things We’ve Learned From This Thread” rundown.

  • Atlanta had strip clubs back in the 18th century.
  • Mr. heel’s sense of decency is so strong that not only does he avert his eyes whenever a good-looking woman appears on TV, he even ducks and covers whenever that woman in the Medicare Part D ads is shown in a hospital gown.
  • Agnostics have feelings too!
  • Unlike Jimmy Carter, Ms. ras has no lust in her heart.
  • When the discussion moves to what actually happens in strip clubs, Darrin (of Clan Talbott)’s wife calls him home to fix supper for the kids and he’s never heard from in the thread again.
  • “The Wire” was a great TV show, but it wasn’t that great.

All those boobs, so little action. We’ve been teased.

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