Lynchburg wants old black women to freeze to death!

Let’s have some Al Sharpton-branded race pimping in Lynchburg, shall we?

If you missed tonight’s Monday Night Live episode…

… you missed one of the Best. Episodes. Ever.

More about the Modeling & Simulation Center of Mystery…

Thanks to the Gazette-Virginian & the News & Record, we’ve got some more information on what’s going on… or do we?