This criminal activity must stop and it must stop now.
From our friends at the Eden (NC) police department…
On Monday, September 07, 2009, patrol officers responded to alarm activation at Douglass Elementary School located at 1130 Center Church Road. Upon their arrival, officers located an unsecured door leading to the cafeteria area. A search was conducted of this area and during the search officers located a juvenile inside. According to the report, six orange push-up and nutty bar ice creams were stolen and consumed by the juveniles. The juveniles were taken into custody and released to their parents. Currently charges are pending against the juveniles.
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