Why is everybody always pickin’ on me?

Because you called somebody the dreaded “N-word”? Duh.

Danville Braves – 2009 Appy League Champions!

The Danville Braves defeated the Elizabethton Twins 5-0 and sweep the best-of-3 series two games to none!

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Virginia Dept. of Education statement on upcoming Obama speech

This has became a controversial issue in the SouthsideCentral area, so here’s the VDOE’s guidance statement about it.

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Dumbass of the Day! (9/3)

Dumbass-Gebra: (Trailer Park + Cell Phone + Threat to the President) X (Deputy + Secret Service agent) = Tasering

Let’s go over to Stoneville, NC to meet today’s honoree.

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Help wanted: Middle school traffic director. Salary: $71,232

Our sources have spotted a high-ranking Halifax County Public School administrator hard at work. It’s too bad that he’s getting paid $71,232 to direct traffic.

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